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"I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids..."
More about Dennis
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More About Dennis
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Schools (Other):
I'll school you! Punk!
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College/University:
Rice University, Attended 1997 - 2004, Class of 2005, Ph.D.
University of Chicago, Attended 1993 - 1997, Class of 1997, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
amateur drunk
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Affiliations:
false cognate collective, the Phonographerz
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Hobbies and Interests:
bourbon, music, beer, cooking, wine, vinyl, scotch, knives, vodka, cheese, gin, woodworking, absinthe, duct tape, tawny port, power tools, grenadine, Scrabble, vermouth, evil plots to rule mankind
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Favorite Books:
Cooking for Mr. Latte by Amanda Hesser, Foucault's Pendulum by Umberto Eco, It Must Have Been Something I Ate by Jeffrey Steingarten
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Favorite Movies:
Josie and the Pussycats, The Outlaw Josie Wales
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Favorite Music:
the Reputation, Bjrk, Gang Starr, Charles Mingus, Del Cielo, Marine Research, the Rosenbergs, Sharon Jones & the Dap-Kings, the Sugarman 3, Iomos Marad
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Favorite TV Shows:
Closed-circuit television from the corner store. It's gripping.
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids...
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm looking for someone with a lot of power tools that I can borrow. Specifically, a table saw and a good router with a couple of dado bits. An orbital sander could be useful as well...
Oh, and I could use some Scrabble opponents.
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Testimonials and Comments for Dennis
awesome deejay. I'm listening to his
show right now on my headphones in the
study room amongst several engineers...
and everyone in the room is like "Why
are you so happy???"
(arguably more, if you count our
charming dorm experience), and i NEVER
ONCE CAUGHT HIM NAKED. that's ri-god-
damned-diculous if you ask me.
i'm sure my mom would agree. several
years after her last (1994?) chat with
dennis, she still remembers his
fabulously muscular thighs. . . .
best dj I have. He can scratch my
vinyl any day!
that dennis is the perfect match for
me, and i had admired him from afar in
my days at rice university, not merely
for his bulging record collection and
impressive knowledge of obscure music,
but also for his gravitas and his
ability to wear lisa loeb glasses
without looking dumb. but alas, dennis
will never ask me out on a date because
he doesn't know me that well and
probably doesn't think i'm his type. he
may be right, but it's still shame.
like a champ, as would dennis. I met
dennis only briefly, and remember even
less than that. the overall impression
though, i believe is more important than
the minutiae. i remember dennis through
a heavy fog of alcohol, but what i
remember is a good man with a kind ear,
an open mind, a giving heart, and a
thirst for the drink i have not
encountered since last i peered in the
looking glass. He will drink you under
the table, and if you're really unlucky,
i'll be there to laugh at you too.
flaking on his gingerman beer
tutorial. COME ON DENNIS, WHAT WOULD
JESUS DO?!
3s.
hacker/mind control device of
underappreciated grooves, i would be
like dennis. if i wanted to be a boring
minon of someone like dennis, i would
be like me. so, isn't there room in
your plan for thug killers? think "The
Professional".