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      Everyone else's view, my camera in your face. (At a Tibetan restaurant in Paris. Photo by Jenny.)

      "I basically never log into Friendster anymore. Look for me on Facebook, or you know, try the old-fashioned ways of getting..."

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      • Jessie
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      • If you ask him to Bean will take you to techno-vegan paradise and photograph you doing all sorts of rooftop tricks.
      • Chris
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      • i really like bean, especially when he doesn't fuck up royally and burn my dinner, which usually happens about five times a week. stupid bitch.
      • sam
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      • bean is my brother..... and i am pretty
        sure he is the only family member of
        mine that knows my first word...hmm...
        im not even sure what it is
      • Sonali
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      • Bean makes things magical. He once sent my
        roommate a rose in a tube and he once made
        poems from little glittery mylar stars. Bean and I
        have been friends for eleven years now and I have
        all of his CDs. Bean gives himself away to the
        people he loves. And it is such a gift -- tangible
        and ephemeral and fine -- to have him look right at
        you and see something amazing and true. Bean
        eats Indian food even though it's not always vegan.
        So I guess he's human after all.
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • Bean is not actually from Antarctica.
      • jooojay
      • Posted
      • Bean is way to tall to be an elf.
      • 珀騹 Pak Kei Leo
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      • Bean is everywhere... From every
        corner of the Earth (or maybe
        universe) you can find traces of him.
        His identity is the ultimate secret of
        mankind as he performs his
        intermittent transfigurations.
        Sometimes he is just invisible and you
        know he's there.
      • Sonia
      • Posted
      • Bean is strong and brave. Who else could
        survive a mysterious operation in another
        country in a hospital in the middle of a river?
        No one. Also I remember his phone screen
        could change to many colors, it attracted so
        many italian ragazze!
      • jooojay
      • Posted
      • Bean is secretly Andy Dick.
      • susie
      • Posted
      • i remember when everyone thought bean
        was macaulay culkin. they were wrong.
        bean is way better.
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